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by | February 18, 2012 · 10:03 am

THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Get ready for your daily dose of outrage.

SANTORUM SKEWERS POMPOUS CHARLIE ROSE
Its about time somebody hit back.Maybe a hard primary fight will make him tougher.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2012/02/17/santorum-fires-back-cbss-gotcha-raises-rev-wright-double-standard

ODUMBO SELLS HIS ECONOMIC RECORD BY TAKING CREDIT FOR PLANT HE TRIED TO SHUT DOWN
“Its so nice to be insane-no one asks you to explain”
(Angie Baby by Helen Reddy)
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obama-sells-his-economic-record-by-talking-up-plant-he-tried-to-close/

NBC TO INK EXTENSION WITH CHELSEA CLINTON
It is rumored she’s getting extra grain in her feedbag and a custom saddle in case anybody wants to ride.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/nbc_hanging_on_to_chelsea_WWwLoAGO9b57WzjNQlPVoN

MOOCH FORCES MARS CO. TO AGREE TO MAKE CANDY BARS NO MORE THAN 250 CALORIES
Now that hag has gone a bridge too far!Trips all over the world at our expense;
30 personal servants
Dictating what our kids are fed at school-I can put up with
But when she messes with my Snickers and Three Musketeers bars she got my dandruff up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AMDqcn_8as&feature=player_embedded

GEITHNER ADMITS OBAMA HAS NO PLAN TO SOLVE THE DEBT PROBLEM
He never did.He has no intention to do so.
http://biggovernment.com/newledger/2012/02/17/geithner-admits-obama-has-no-plan-to-solve-us-debt-crisis/

FOR WOMEN UNDER 30 MOST BIRTHS OCCUR OUTSIDE MARRIAGE
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/18/us/for-women-under-30-most-births-occur-outside-marriage.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2

PELOSI,BOXER AND JUDAS-OBAMA LIED AT NOTRE DAME

http://news.investors.com/article/601662/201202171842/right-to-insurance-trumps-right-to-religion-for-pelosi-boxer.htm

ILLINOIS LAW WOULD OUTLAW SEX WITH THE DEAD
I could make a crude joke about my ex-wife,but I’m trying to be nice today.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/proposed-illinois-law-would-outlaw-moving-or-sex-with-corpses/article_df0bfc9f-7811-5606-bc1d-4a7e85387703.html

MICHELLE OBAMA DECIDES TO SKI ASPEN

New safety regulations dictate that she put a WIDE LOAD sticker on the ass of her designer ski pants

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/18/michelle-obama-decides-ski-aspen/

CONYERS ON PAYROLL TAX BILL:’I DID NOT READ IT BEFORE IT WAS VOTED ON.’

You’ve been in Congress for 50 years,you ignorant bastard.You’d think in all that time you could have learned to read and maybe write and cipher a little.Twit.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/17/conyers-on-payroll-tax-bill-i-did-not-read-the-bill-before-it-was-voted-on-video/

ARMY ORDERS SOLDIERS TO UNDERGO PREGNANCY EXERCISE TRAINING

This ain’t your dad’s Army

http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/17/army-orders-soldiers-to-undergo-pregnancy-exercise-training/

THE HUBRIS IS BREATHTAKING

AN ULTRASOUND ISN’T RAPE;ATTACKS ON VIRGINIA ABORTION LAW GO OVER THE TOP

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/02/17/an-ultrasound-isnt-rape-attacks-on-virginia-abortion-law-go-over-the-top/

OBAMA HOLDS NOB HILL FUNDRAISER-MASSIVE TEA PARTY BREAKS OUT

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/obama-holds-nob-hill-fundraiser-tea-party-breaks-out/

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by | February 17, 2012 · 9:57 am

THE HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, POLINATION GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

A special thank you to my dear friend,Ting,who turned me on to this site shortly after its inception.Yesterday was my 250th post.Being a part of this family has given me a sense of peace and self-worth that cannot be measured.I will continue to try to entertain,inform and perhaps provoke some thought as only the truly deranged and seriousy delusional can do.

DEMOCRAT SCOLDS FAITH LEADERS WHO CAME TO HEARING TO DISCUSS RELIGIOUS FREDOMS

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/disgusting-democrat-connolly-scolds-faith-leaders-who-came-to-dc-to-discuss-religious-freedom-video/

MME. BOTOXIA: ‘I DON’T CARE ABOUT RELIGIOUS LIBERTY–THIS IS ABOUT WOMENS’ RIGHTS.’
Nancy,you have the right to remain silent–please use it.
http://www.therightscoop.com/pelosi-i-dont-care-about-religious-liberty-this-is-about-womens-health/

CBO:LONGEST PERIOD OF HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION
This really frosts me.While Bush was president and the GOP controlled both houses, we had 51 straight months of employment gains.Unemployment was 4.5% and all the media pigs could whine about was a ‘jobless recovery.’ Remember?Now they trumpet any bit of positive news,even if fraudulent, as a sign things are getting better somehow.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/02/16/cbo-longest-period-of-high-unemployment-since-great-depression

SORRY,FOLKS.I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THIS MAN.I KEEP ASKING WHY HE ISN’T OUR NOMINEE?

OBAMA STRANGLING ENERGY REVOLUTION IN THE CRIB
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/obama_strangling_the_energy_revolution_in_its_crib.html

VOTE FOR ODUMBO AND WRITE YOUR OWN EPITAPH
http://www.crisismagazine.com/2012/leviathan-groaning

OBAMA GAVE BILLIONS TO GREEN ENERGY COMPANIES WITH TIES TO HIS ADMINISTRATION AND 2008 CAMPAIGN

It’s the Chicago way.Graph at link.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/obama-gave-billions-to-green-energy-companies-with-ties-to-his-administration-and-2008-campaign/

CRISCO KID:RELIGIOUS GROUPS SHOULDN’T IMPOSE THEIR VIEWS ON EMPLOYEES
She also said all women have a constitutional right to contraceptives.She really did.

OBAMA’S CYNICISM FOR ME,BUT NOT FOR THEE
http://townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/2012/02/17/obamas_cynicism_for_me_not_for_thee

TOAD:RUBIO ‘SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENTS HISPANICS’
Harry,I’d be careful of the toes you step on;they may be connected to the ass you’ll have to kiss later.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katehicks/2012/02/16/reid_rubio_supposedly_represents_hispanics

OBAMACARE’S OVERREACH IS A CHALLENGE TO THE CONSTITUTION
Krauthammer is spot on.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer-overreach–obamacare-vs-the-constitution/2012/02/16/gIQAmupcIR_story.html

MAXIE CLAMS UP AND RUNS WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT HER GOP ‘DEMONS’ INSULT
People of low moral character and no courage never want to be held accountable for their actions.

BAMA LIKES HIGH GAS PRICES BUT WON’T ADMIT IT
The media can spin all they want;if gas is as high as they predict,he’s meat.
http://news.investors.com/article/601510/201202161851/obama-likes-high-gasoline-prices-.htm

COPS TAZE 300 LB. NAKED MAN WHO WALKED INTO WALMART TO PUT ON SOCKS
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/300-Pound-Naked-Man-Walks-into-Walmart-Steals-Socks-Police-139447588.html

WISCONSIN PUBLIC EMPLOYEES PRAISE WALKER’S REFORMS
I can’t remember if I posted this before.Hell,I can’t remember getting up this morning.

KASSOPEDIA:THE ONLY URBAN DICTIONARY YOU’LL EVER NEED
John Kass is a columnist for my employer,The Chicago Tribune.These are hilarious.
Chumbolone (pronounced Chum-buh-loan): Now listed in Urban Dictionary as a moron, idiot and long-suffering Illinois taxpayer since we keep eating what they serve us. “I gave him lip service. I didn’t know what he was talking about. I don’t wanna look like a chumbolone, an idiot, stupid,” former Chicago cop and Chinatown errand boy Anthony “Twan” Doyle said from the witness stand in the “Operation Family Secrets” trial.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0217-20120217,0,4677115.column

CHICAGO TEACHERS ASK FOR 30% RAISES OVER TWO YEARS
Now you know why my state is $14 billion in debt.

If you click on the link,the giant hippopotamus with the cornrows is the the head(and belly) of the Chicago Teachers Mob,Karen Lewis.Mayor Tiny Dancer should tell her to shut the hell up and go eat another dozen cheeseburgers.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/education/ct-met-ctu-proposals-0217-20120217,0,6829485.story

MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE

I often fantasize,of late,about my speech accepting the nomination for president.One of my points would be naming an AG who will charge Holder with manslaughter in the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.

http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/17/mission-implausible

OBAMA MARKS CONGRESS TAX DEAL BY CITING SELF FIVE TIMES IN TWO PARAGRAPHS

http://news.investors.com/article/601444/201202170816/congress-tax-cut-extension-unemployment-benefits-obama.htm

 

 

 

 

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by | February 16, 2012 · 9:04 am

THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

As usual,there is a veritable plethora of agita-inducing outrages to pore over.Its only going to get worse,friends.It is critical that we stay united and support each other to survive the upcoming maelstrom.
Somewhere my Honors English teacher,Mrs. Ford, is smiling.

MAKING TAKERS OUT OF PRODUCERS
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/02/15/making_takers_out_of_producers

THE RISING FEVER OF DESPOTISM
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/the_rising_fever_of_despotism.html

Their headline:
TOP BARGAINERS ANNOUNCE TAX CUT DEAL
My headline:
REPUBLICANS ROLL OVER AND EXPOSE THEIR THROATS LIKE A BETA DOG WHEN THEY FEAR THE ALPHA MALE
Which do you prefer?
http://townhall.com/news/politicselections/2012/02/15/house_leaders_praise_emerging_payroll_tax_cut_deal

OLBERMANN AND KOS:RAPE AT OCCUPY ‘NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL’
Like they say,you can’t fix stupid

WEST:DEMOCRAT HANDOUTS AN ‘INSIDIOUS FORM OF SLAVERY’
http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/211055-rep-west-democratic-handouts-an-insidious-form-of-slavery

GUNNY WANTS YOU TO VOTE
Ad sponsored by NRA

CAR DEALERS FEAR COSTLY FUEL EFFICIENCY STANDARDS WILL PRICE MILLIONS OUT OF MARKET
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/dealerships-fear-costly-fuel-efficiency-standards-will-price-out-millions-of-consumers/

WHITNEY HOUSTON’S CRITICS CALLED HER ‘TOO WHITE.’ BLACK REPUBLICANS CAN RELATE
http://townhall.com/columnists/larryelder/2012/02/16/creators_oped

SARAH PALIN: ‘I’M GAME’ TO RUN FOR FUTURE OFFICE.IN EVENT OF BROKERED CONVENTION ‘ALL BETS ARE OFF!’
I don’t know what she’s doing.There is no doubt if she was in the race from the beginning it would be over by now.I understand her not wanting to subject her family to the hell they would no doubt be put through, but if anybody could explain how everything starts with the cost of energy she could.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/sarah-palin-im-game-to-run-for-future-office-all-bets-are-off-in-event-of-brokered-gop-convention/

BOR:IF OBAMA WINS REELECTION YOU WILL NOT RECOGNIZE THIS COUNTRY IN FOUR YEARS

EVER SEE A LIBERAL GET DEPANTSED AND TAKE A BARE-ASS SPANKING?WATCH THIS

THE SCRUBBING TO BENEFIT OBAMA HAS BEGUN
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=119663

THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS BETTER WOULD BE IF HE PUT ON SOME DARK GLASSES

WHEN I PROOFREAD THIS,I SAW I WAS SHORT ON MY SNARK QUOTIENT.I ADDED A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT EVAPORATED INTO SPACE.I’LL TRY ONE MORE TIME.

HEAD OF WORLD BANK TO STEP DOWN;U.S. EYES SPOT

WHO WOULD OBAMA NAME?

HER?

OR HER?

TIME FOR SOME GOOFY STUFF

DINER SUFFERS CARDIAC ARREST AFTER EATING 6,000 CALORIE ‘TRIPLE BYPASS’ BURGER AT HEART ATTACK GRILL

This is called the Darwin method for taking morons out of the gene pool

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101399/Heart-Attack-Grill-customer-Las-Vegas-suffers-cardiac-arrest-eating-Triple-Bypass-Burger.html

WOMAN ATTACKS BOYFRIEND WITH KNIFE OVER VALENTINE’S DAY SNUB

Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman having a heavy flow day

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/valentines-day-gift-assault-654912

SITE HELPS FLORIDA COEDS FIND ‘SUGAR DADDIES’

Granddad always said it was just as easy to fall in love with a rich woman as it was a poor one.

I said ‘Yeah,but the lines are longer.’

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/02/14/financial-sex-aid-florida-co-eds-seek-sugar-daddy-for-college-degree/

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by | February 15, 2012 · 10:06 am

THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Thank you all for your kind words and prayers.I could not ask for a more loving,caring group of people to call my friends.Chrissy,I was surprised to hear we’ve had the same experience.I’ll definitely use the Nature’s Sunshine HS-2,if you can tell me where to find it.

While I was doing transport,I worked one Saturday even though I was really sick.When I got back to the office I called DW and told her when I got home she was taking me to the emergency room.I had a fever of 102 and an x-ray showed I had pneumonia in my left lung.The doctor said my blood oxygen level was 72 and by law I couldn’t leave until it was at least 90.I spent over an hour breathing albuterol through a nebulizer.He said I probably have sleep apnea,but my body has adjusted to the low oxygen level.

When you start thinking death can come quickly it puts things in perspective.I consider myself fortunate to have grown up in a slower,more innocent time in America.Life was far more family-oriented and less cynical.Dad went to work,Mom took care of the house and she was always there when you got home from school.When mom said: ‘wait till your dad gets home’ it really meant something.

When somebody fom the neighborhood or from church suffered a hardship we didn’t whine about the government helping out.We offered anything we had to help because they would surely do the same.

Between my junior and senior year in high school one of my classmates got pregnant and her parents had to take her out of school.Now they have daycare for student mothers because it’s so commonplace.

We went from pickup baseball games at the park and reading 10 cent comic books to who had the fastest car or the loudest 8 track tape player.We cruised the local root beer stands and parked in the back row with our girl friends at the drive-in movie theater.I won’t go into details–I’m a gentleman.

I remember how things were and see how they are now and I can’t help but feel sad for those who will never know what it was like to have pride in who you were,where you lived,what you did and found satisfaction in never asking anybody for anything.

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED REPORT

THE OBAMA DEFENSE STRATEGY IS LESS DEFENSE
Iran and North Korea are ramping up their nuclear weapon developement so we’re cutting our stockpile of warheads from 1500 to 300.Yeah,that makes sense.
http://news.investors.com/Article/601130/201202141753/obama-defense-spending-cuts-cant-afford.htm

IRAN STOPS OIL EXPORTS TO 6 EU COUNTRIES
So Barry nixes the XL pipeline so we won’t get any oil from Canada.What a brilliant internationalist this clown is.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/15/us-iran-oil-europe-idUSTRE81E0QA20120215

OBAMA REPEALS FIRST AMENDMENT
http://www.crisismagazine.com/2012/obama-repeals-first-amendment

A TEA PARTY SENATE TAKEOVER
A majority in both houses is meaningless if Barky is still in office
http://townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/2012/02/15/a_tea_party_senate_takeover

I COULDN’T CUT THE DEFICIT IN HALF BECAUSE RECESSION WAS DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT

OBAMA FOLLOWS HIS OWN ADVICE TO ‘GO BIG’ ON VALENTINES DAY–TAKES MOOCH FOR EXPENSIVE MEAL AT A TOP DC RESTAURANT
A thought just occured to me.Can you see these two rolling in the hay?
‘Move your ass,Barack,I can’t see the TV screen.’
Actually,when they roll in the hay Barry feeds it to her.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101355/Obama-follows-advice-big-Valentines-Day-treating-wife-Michelle-dinner-pricey-restaurant.html

CAN OBAMA ORDER GROCERS TO GIVE AWAY BREAD?

http://cnsnews.com/blog/terence-p-jeffrey/can-obama-order-grocers-give-away-bread

DID CAPITOL POLICE COLLUDE WITH WIS. TEACHERS UNION TO OCCUPY CAPITOL?

WHY DO DEMOCRATS WANT TO PROTECT VOTER FRAUD?
Well,duh

http://news.investors.com/Article/601209/201202141851/voter-registration-flaws-expose-elections-to-fraud-.htm

PRE-SCHOOLER FORCED TO EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS BECAUSE LUNCH MOM PACKED DID NOT MEET GOVERNMENT STANDARDS
This may be the most disturbing story of the day.Now we’ll have federal lunch inspectors to make sure your kids are eating government approved meals.How did we ever get to this?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/preschooler-forced-to-eat-chicken-nuggets-after-homemade-lunch-confiscated-by-government-agent/

OBAMA THE GREAT
“The world will little note,nor long remember

Barack Obama, because contrary to his own opinion, he is the nation’s worst president. He is an arrogant, hyper-partisan, race-baiting, committed socialist — a man whose deliberate attempts to transform the nation into a banana republic, with pictures of himself on the side of every building, have been thwarted only by his need to win one more election.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/obama_the_great.html

Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/obama_the_great.html#ixzz1mSqbY8Ys

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by | February 14, 2012 · 9:19 am

THE VALENTINE’S DAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I didn’t much feel like posting today,but what the hell.
Every day seems to bring new outrages as I edge closer to the brink of sanity.

BARRY’S BUDGET ELIMINATES FUNDING FOR DC OPPORTUNITY SCHOLARSHIP (VOUCHER) PROGRAM
I have always maintained this is a huge missed opportunity for Republicans to point out that democrats insist inner city kids be condemned to a failed school system to crush any hope they have of breaking the cycle of poverty they languish in under the tyrannical thumb of liberals and their handmaidens in the Teachers Union.
Did I just write that?Damn.
http://blog.heritage.org/2012/02/13/presidents-budget-eliminates-funding-for-d-c-opportunity-scholarship-program/

OBAMA:NOT RAISING TAXES IS A FORM OF GOVERNMENT SPENDING
And people honestly believe this crap.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-not-raising-taxes-form-government-spending

FIRST THEY CAME FOR RUSH AND LOU DOBBS
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/14/first-they-came-for-rush-and-l

MEDIA MATTERS MEMO CALLED FOR PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS TO LOOK INTO THE PERSONAL LIVES OF FOX NEWS EMPLOYEES
There are a lot of nasty,slimy,creepy,contemptible lowlifes in DC,but not that many who are truly evil.
David Brock is evil incarnate.The fact he coordinates closely with Bozo’s administration tells you all you need to know.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/13/media-matters-memo-called-for-hiring-private-investigators-to-look-into-the-personal-lives-of-fox-employees/

PEGGY NOONAN SCHOOLS MIKA ON OBAMA ‘MISCHEVIOUSLY’ MISINFORMING PUBLIC ON CONTRACEPTION MANDATE

Misinforming?Is that what they call bold-faced lying now?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/peggy-noonan-schools-mika-brzezinski-on-obama-mischievously-misinforming-public-about-contraceptives/

BABA WAWA DEFENDS SANTORUM’S VIEW ON FEMINISM;JOYLESS BEWHORE CALLS HIM A ‘COWARD’
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/barbara-walters-defends-rick-santorums-feminism-comments-joy-behar-calls-him-a-coward/

FROM THE PEOPLES’ NINTH DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS I PRESENT THE WALKING.TALKING DISASTER THAT IS JAN SCHAKOWSKY

OBAMA’S $3.8 TRLLION BUDGET FEAST COVERED BY $8 MILLION JOB TRAINING WAFER
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/13/obamas-3-8-trillion-budget-feast-covered-by-8-billion-job-training-wafer/

REPUBLICANS RETREAT ON PAYROLL TAX CUT
They worry they’d be blamed for raising taxes.Why are these craven cowards even there?To get their share of the goodies,that’s why.They should come right out and say they’re comfortable being in the minority since leadership takes a little effort.Pussies.
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/210441-gop-retreats-on-tax-cut

OBAMA TEMPORARILY STEPS DOWN,WILL CAMPAIGN FULL TIME.
Spring’s coming.He’ll have to budget some serious golfing time to get away from the rigors of destroying the entire capitalist system.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/13/obama-temporarily-steps-campaign-full-time/

SPERLING: ‘WE NEED A GLOBAL MINIMUM TAX’
Just what we need-another Clintonista retread

RUTH BUZZI GINSBURG AND OBAMA VS. THE FOUNDERS
I’m a little surprised she doesn’t retire in time for Barry to replace her with another liberal hack.
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/02/13/ginsburg-and-obama-v-the-founders/

WILL MOOCHELLE GO SKIING IN VAIL THIS YEAR?
It’s an excuse to blow another $50,000 on a new ski wardrobe.All she has now are rags.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/13/michelle-skiing-vail-year/

EMMANUEL ‘BEAVER’ CLEAVER BEMOANS TOO MUCH CUTTING TO ENTITLEMENTS–CLAIMS OBAMA’S BUDGET IS A ‘NERVOUS BREAKDOWN ON PAPER’

OBAMA’S DUPES:THE PRESIDENT’S PRO-LIFE CATHOLIC SUCKERS
They’re shocked they got bit when they knew he was a snake to begin with.
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/14/obamas-dupes-the-presidents-pr

AUDACIOUS LIE VS. THE TOO-CLEVER-BY-HALF LIE
This just in–Jack Lew is a turd.
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/02/13/jack-lew-congress-budget/

OBAMA’S HIGH PRICE FOR BIRTH CONTROL
Six members of SCOTUS are Catholic
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72829.html

THE KRAUT ON BUMMER’S BUDGET:’TRULY SCANDALOUS’

I’ve been having some real bad chest pains the last few months.I’ll explain another time.Gonna go lay down now.

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by | February 12, 2012 · 10:43 am

THE LINCOLN’S BIRTHDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

ON FEB.12,1809 OUR 16TH PRESIDENT,ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS BORN.

Ting,I’m chartreuse with envy that you got to see Sarah live.I watched on CSPAN and like the crowd there I got a little impatient with all the stuff they had to do before she spoke.I sat there watching her deliver her awesome message and kept asking myself:WHY THE HELL ISN’T SHE OUR CANDIDATE?????

People backing Newt claim he could beat Obama in a debate.Sarah would gut him like a salmon.If the media thinks they’ve intimidated her into shutting up they better think again.

There is no one–no one in the Republican party that can command an audience the way she can.It takes a lot to completely disembowel somebody and seem so polite about it.She even got in a dig at the establishment GOP by saying some Tea Party members WILL have leadership positions next session.

I’ve read elsewhere the last few days that there is a possibility of a brokered convention and Jeb Bush might be drafted.We don’t need another Bush right now but can you imagine Gov. Palin coming out the winner?The sound of liberal heads exploding would be the stuff dreams are made of.It’s more than we can hope for,but we know she’ll be heard from again soon.

I saw the Occubaggers trying to disrupt her speech and were shouted down by folks shouting USA!USA!
Dana Loesch,who gave a great speech of her own,followed these rodents outside.

WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROY
they first make mad
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/whom_the_gods_would_destroy.html

SARAH PALIN AT CPAC: ‘THE DOOR IS OPEN’
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/02/11/sarah-palin-at-cpac-the-door-is-open/

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: ‘I VOTED FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK’
His policies don’t mean s**t to me
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/11/barack-obama-samuel-l-jackson/?adid=hero2

WHITNEY HOUSTON WAS FOUND DEAD IN THE BATHTUB OF HER HOTEL ROOM LAST NIGHT.DRUGS WERE PRESENT.
THE GRAMMY SHOW IS SCRAMBLING TO TURN IT INTO A MEMORIAL.
God blessed her with fame,fortune,and a powerful voice that had few,if any peers.What a waste.
This is her last performance.

PENNSYLVANIA STILL A TALL ORDER FOR OBAMA

http://townhall.com/columnists/salenazito/2012/02/12/pennsylvania_still_a_tall_order_for_obama

This might be a clue:
THREE COAL PLANTS IN WEST VIRGINIA FORCED TO CLOSE

VIABILTY FOR ME,BUT NOT FOR THEE

Beautiful little 3-year-old Philadelphia girl denied kidney transplant because she’s considered mentally retarded.Welcome to Obamacare.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/viability_for_me_but_not_for_thee.html

PALIN AT CPAC:IT’S HER PARTY

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=49467

OBAMA WILL ERASE 2ND AMENDMENT NEXT TERM

http://redwhitebluenews.com/?p=25124

NEW DNC AD:HOW ABOUT THAT CONTRACEPTION COMPROMISE?

IN CONTEMPT:PROGRESSIVES AND THE CONSTITUTION

http://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2012/02/12/in_contempt_progressives_and_the_constitution

THE REPUBLICANS IN MICHIGAN ARE GETTING IT DONE–WHY CAN’T OBAMA?

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/02/the_republicans_in_michigan_are_getting_it_done_why_cant_obama.html

PEW:RECORD HIGH 67% SEE BIAS IN MEDIA

The rest are willfully blind or blissfully ignorant.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2012/02/11/pew-record-high-67-see-political-bias-news-media#ixzz1m7jlFCmy

CHRISTIANS AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/christians_and_the_democratic_party.html

THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS GREASY PIG HE WAS HANGING AROUND THE PLAYGROUND WATCHING LITTLE KIDS PLAY ON THE SWINGSET

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by | February 11, 2012 · 10:45 am

THE NO FOOTBALL SATURDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Pitchers and catchers report to training camp within 2 weeks.I’m a lifelong Cubs fan,but hope springs eternal.

In response to Mafia Rose’s request,here are videos from yesterday’s CPAC convention.Maybe Chrissy or Bob can load these onto the candidate pages.I still don’t know how to embed videos other than youtubes.

THIS IS NEWT’S SPEECH

THIS IS ANDREW BREITBART’S SPEECH
He says he has video of Barry in college that will come out during the election.
With all due respect,unless it shows him raping Maya Angelou or pissing on the Quran,it will not make an iota of difference to the tribe that blindly follow wherever he leads.

THIS IS GOV. SCOTT WALKER’S SPEECH
This man has put up with more crap than anybody should be made to endure.He is one of the future stars of conservatism.

THIS IS ALLEN WEST’S SPEECH
If you only have time to view one speech,make it this one!!

THIS IS ROMNEY’S SPEECH

THIS IS RICK SANTORUM’S SPEECH

THIS IS THE ANNIE I KNEW AND LOVED

HOW OBAMA BETRAYED HIS CONSTITUENTS–AND WHY THEY WON’T CARE

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/how_obama_betrayed_his_constituents_and_why_they_wont_care.html

OBAMA ENDORSES CONYERS
Color me surprised.This fossilized chunk of dinosaur dung has been in the house for 25 terms–that’s 50 YEARS!!But I guess with his wife,Monica,doing prison time for corruption and bribe-taking, he needs the dough.Besides,there are still a few buildings standing in Detroit so his job is not finished.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/david-catanese/2012/02/obama-endorses-conyers-114174.html

CARVILLE:GOP,YOUR REAL PROBLEM IS MITT
I never thought I’d see the day when I agreed with the Ragin’ Cajun.But he has a point.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/09/opinion/carville-republicans/index.html?hpt=op_t1

SHEILA JACKASS LEE STEERED MILLIONS TO UH WHILE HER MATE WORKED THERE

http://www.khou.com/news/local/Report-Houston-congresswoman-steered-millions-to-UH-husbands-employee-138994279.html

CONSERVATIVES GIVE SCOTT WALKER A HERO’S RECEPTION
http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/conservative-activists-give-walker-a-heros-reception-bk458l1-139138014.html

MOOCHELLE ‘THE HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL’ JOINS TOP CHEF JUDGES AT TEXAS EVENT
The chefs prepare 4 portions of food for the four judges.They better eat fast.
It is rumored they edited out the part where the Wookie says: ‘Are you finished with that?’
http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2012/02/michelle-obama-joins-top-chef-judges-at-tasty-texas-event/

WESTBORO BAPTIST VERMIN TO PROTEST AT POWELL BROTHERS MEMORIAL
These are the two little boys who were hacked to death by their deranged father who set the house on fire and killed himself.He was also suspected of killing his wife 2 years earlier.
Anybody who would make a spectacle of themselves at a memorial for two innocent little boys has earned themselves a special seat in the tenth circle of Hell.They won’t get there fast enough to suit me.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=118539

PAID THUGS TRY TO CRASH CPAC

THE CHURCH REJECTS OBAMA’S BIRTH CONTROL DEAL

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/11/church-rejects-obamas-birth-control-deal/

NAVY NAMES USS GABRIELLE GIFFORDS

OK,here’s where somebody gets offended.Being the incurable cynic I am,this is madness.Sure,she survived a shooting by a deranged left wing maniac,but why does she deserve to have a warship named after her?Because she’s a sainted liberal victim?Six people actually died in that massacre including a federal judge.Border Patrol agent Brian Terry was murdered with a gun the Mexican cartels got from Holder & Co.
Make no mistake,Giffords is as far left as they come.Maybe Obama arranged this as a make-good since he threw her astronaut husband out of work when he cancelled the space program.Whatever the reason,I can think of a lot of people who would deserve this honor far more than this woman.

http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/navy/210025-navys-new-ship-named-the-uss-gabrielle-giffords

OBAMA ON PAYROLL TAX–THERE THEY GO AGAIN

Obama knows he has nothing to fear from the republican milquetoasts as long as the media whores carry his water

http://thehill.com/video/administration/210099-obama-on-payroll-tax-fight-here-they-go-again

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by | February 10, 2012 · 1:42 pm

THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

NO,WHITE HOUSE NOT ‘COMPROMISING’ ON BIRTH CONTROL MANDATE
First,he has absolutely NO authority to usurp the Constitution.
Second,anything he appears to backtrack on will be quickly reversed a nanosecond after he steals the election.
Third,he claims he’ll force insurance companies pay for contraception.Do you think they’ll pay for it?Nope,their policyholders will–dollar for dollar.

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2012/02/10/no_white_house_not_compromising_on_birth_control_mandate

CATERPILLAR SAYS IT WILL NOT BUILD NEW NORTH AMERICAN PLANT IN ILLINOIS
Could it be because Quinn doubled the corporate tax and raised personal income tax by 66%?
That Illinois is the likeliest state to default on its debt,ahead of even California?
That this liberal-infested state has displayed overt hostility to business?
I’d still be working full time transporting Medicaid patients if this crummy state paid its bill.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/caterpillar-says-it-will-not-build-new-north-american-plant-in-illinois/

MOOCHELLE OBAMA TARGETS MILITARY FOOD: ‘DON’T WORRY,YOU’LL BE A VEGETABLE GUY SOON.’
Here’s an idea;howzabout you and that candy-ass co-conspirator of yours do some real PT with a Marine company.Then we’ll see who the real threat to national security is.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/michelle-obama-targets-military-food-dont-worry-youll-be-a-vegetable-guy-soon/

IS THE TINGLE GONE??

THIS MAY COME TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2012/02/10/chris-matthews-may-come-civil-disobedience

TO STOP THE MULTIPLICATION OF THE UNFIT
The real reason Margaret Sanger founded Planned Parenthood
http://townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/2012/02/10/to_stop_the_multiplication_of_the_unfit

FORMER DOE OFFICIALS:OBAMA IS ILLEGALLY FORCING FEDERAL ‘COMMON CORE’ EDUCATION STANDARDS ON THE STATES

Everybody thought he’d moderate to try to win reelection.Everybody was wrong.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/former-department-of-education-officials-obama-is-illegally-forcing-federal-common-core-education-standards-on-the-states/

‘THE GREAT ONE’ ON A ROLL

CBS REPORTER SHARYL ATTKISSON SUDDENLY SKIPS ACCEPTING AWARD AT CPAC
Skip the award,keep your job.Accept the award,kiss your career goodbye.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2012/02/09/cbs-reporter-sharyl-attkisson-suddenly-skips-accepting-award-cpac

OCCUPY CPAC TO START AT HIGH NOON TODAY;MAY HAVE UNION SUPPORT
http://biggovernment.com/jsshapiro/2012/02/10/exclusive-occupy-cpac-to-start-at-high-noon-today-may-have-union-support/

BIGOTED BARACK,RED IN TOOTH AND CLAUSE
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/10/bigoted-barack-red-in-tooth-an

SANTORUM SLAMS OBAMA,ROMNEY AT CPAC–GETS STANDING OVATION
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/santorum-slams-obama-romney-at-cpac-gets-standing-ovation-roaring-applause/

BABAWAWA:IT’S ‘HEARTBREAKING’ TO MAKE A WOMAN VIEW AN ULTRASOUND BEFORE AN ABORTION
Imagine how ‘heartbroken’ the baby is.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=118440

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by | February 9, 2012 · 9:53 am

THE THURSDAY CPAC GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

When I was 8,I joined the Cub Scouts.At 11 I went into the Boy Scouts as a rite of passage,as many boys did back then.There was a local Scout camp about 30 miles south of where we lived.We went there for a couple summers straight.One summer we wanted to go to Camp Northwoods in Watersmeet,Michigan.I don’t recall what the trip cost back then,but it was considerable.We didn’t want to sell popcorn because every other scout troop was doing it.Your humble correspondent came up with an idea.

We went to Hoople’s Grain and Feed Store(it’s still there)and got stacks of empty feed sacks.Living on a dairy farm,I had an unlimited supply of fresh manure to sell for fertilizer.One kid’s dad was a graphic designer and he made us a big sign for our roadside stand.The sign read:BUY YOUR BS FROM THE BSA. We sold enough for every kid to go to the Northwoods.True story.

TRANSFORMERS
The Catholic church learns the true meaning of Obama’s ‘transformative’ presidency
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204136404577211280758375336.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop

WILL ‘KNOWN UNKNOWNS’ PUT ROMNEY IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if some Obamabots were helping Romney because they want to run against the Romneycare Mormon.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/will_known_unknowns_put_romney_into_the_white_house.html

BOOGER NIGHTS

MEET OBAMA’S ILLEGAL ALIEN CZAR
http://news.investors.com/Article/600585/201202081901/illegal-aliens-get-taxpayer-funded-advocate.htm

PLUTOCRAT DEMS ATTACK ROMNEY AS ‘RICHIE RICH’
http://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2012/02/08/plutocrat_dems_attack_romney_as_richie_rich

OBAMA PROMISES DEMS TO KEEP BOOT ON THE NECK OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/obamas-promises-dems-to-keep-boot-on-neck-of-catholic-church/

THE UNDERLYING ISSUE OF THE 2012 CAMPAIGN

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/the_underlying_issue_of_the_2012_campaign.html

REPUBLICAN HERO AND FIRST FEMALE TO COMMAND A FIGHTER SQUADRON ANNOUNCES RUN FOR CONGRESS

THE LONG ROAD TO ERODING RELIGIOUS FREEDOM–WHEN OBAMA BRAGGED ABOUT IT
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/290587/long-road-eroding-religious-freedom-when-president-obama-bragged-about-it-kathryn-jean

THE DELOUSING OF A MOVEMENT
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/09/the-delousing-of-a-movement

GOP VOTERS ARE STILL SAYING: ‘WE DON’T WANT ROMNEY’
http://news.investors.com/Article/600552/201202081836/gop-voters-say-anybody-but-romney.htm

OKLAHOMA STATE SENATOR CONSTANCE JOHNSON TRIES TO BAN MASTURBATION

Don’t tell the Senate Democrats–its all they’re good at.

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=118010

CANTOR RUINS CARNEY’S BREAKFAST

The American peoples’ breakfast is ruined trying to swallow the shit this poltroon is serving up

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/08/cantor-ruins-carneys-breakfast/

INDOCTRINATING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN TO OBAMA’S AWESOMELY AWESOME AWESOMENESS

All Hail Big (soul) Brother!

BILL SEEKS TO REINSTATE DEATH PENALTY IN IOWA

At the risk of sounding like a Neanderthal,I’m in favor of a national death penalty with a five year limit on appeals.Kill a police officer,a child or an elderly person and you WILL die.Preferably a public hanging.Maybe some of these droopy-pants,gang sign-flashing,drug-dealing bastards would think twice about beating a 90 year old woman to death for the few dollars in her purse.So I’m a vindictive old fossil.Deal with it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2844190/posts

OBAMA TO WALL STREET:I’LL HIT MITT,BUT DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/obama-i-m-romney-wall-street-article-1.1019256

WILL ROMNEY CHARM CONSERVATIVES AT CPAC?

Don’t count on it.Fool us once,shame on you.Fool us twice,shame on us.We won’t be fooled.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/02/will_romney_charm_conservatives_at_cpac.html

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by | February 8, 2012 · 9:44 am

THE WEDNESDAY SWAMP PEOPLE GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I once knew a young girl who was so overwrought because of her small bosom she lamented she’d never have a relationship.Desperate,she went to the lingerie department at WalMart,hoping to find a bra that would ‘enhance’ her assets.Embarrassed to ask the sales lady outright,she pulled up her shirt and asked: ‘Do you have anything for these?’ The sales lady pointed to the Clearasil display in the pharmacy.

Don’t feel too bad,though.She made millions later starring in a daytime soap opera called ‘The Young and the Chestless.’

HOW DANGEROUS IS OBAMA?

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/how_dangerous_is_obama.html

OBAMA’S AMAZING ENERGY SPIN MACHINE
Imagine a world where the media told the truth
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/08/obamas-amazing-energy-spin-mac

COMING SOON:INDIVIDUAL MANDATE TO BUY CHEVY VOLTS
That’s the only way he’d get anybody to buy these beer cans on wheels
http://washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2012/02/coming-soon-individual-mandate-buy-chevy-volts/240856

OBAMA GEAR RAISES EYEBROWS–AND LEGAL QUESTIONS
He’s so desperate for cash he’s pushing $75 tote bags and $95 scarves with his ugly mug on them.
Why doesn’t he just sell heroin and crack?There’s a better profit margin.
Just remember,Barry–don’t get high on your own supply.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/07/designer-obama-gear-raises-eyebrows-and-legal-questions/

REID:REPUBLICANS WANT TO PUT ARSENIC AND MERCURY IN THE WATER
No,but I’d be willing to ram a corncob up your poopchute,you grimy little twerp

OHIO DEM GIVES OCCUBAGGERS TICKETS TO DISRUPT KASICH SPEECH

http://biggovernment.com/jhart/2012/02/08/ohio-dem-gives-occupiers-tickets-to-disrupt-kasich-speech/

EASTWOOD’S CHRYSLER SUPER BOWL AD–THE UNTOLD OBAMA CONNECTION
The word is that Clint’s livid that he was duped into doing this ad after Obama acolytes claimed it represented his reelection vision.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/clint-eastwood-chrysler-super-bowl-commercial-287778

I’LL BET THIS WAS A LOAD OFF HER…..MIND

THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS GIVEN CONTRACEPTIVE INSERTS IN SCHOOL WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS’ KNOWLEDGE

This is in the UK,but make no mistake;they plan to do the same thing here through Obamacare.When they control the children,they control the nation.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/13-year-old-girls-given-contraceptive-inserts-at-school-without-their-parents-knowing/

THANK HIM,SANTORUM

That harmless little fuzzball still has a lot of influence among conservatives.

http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/08/thank-him-santorum

FALLON AND THE GHETTO QUEEN FACE OFF IN DODGEBALL,TUG-OF-WAR AND POTATO SACK RACE

Yeah,being First Moocher is really tough.Hey,Mooch–put the sack over your head instead.That would be great TV.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/michelle-obama-jimmy-fallon-face-off-in-a-potato-sack-race-dodge-ball-tug-of-war/

GOP TO USE OBAMA BUDGET TO UNITE

Who’s kidding who?They’ll cave in the end,just like always.It’s all Kabuki theater,strictly for PR.

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/209327-gop-to-use-obama-budget-to-unite

OBAMA SUPER PAC SHIFT NOT A FLIP FLOP, SAY HIS TOADIES

Its sad there are so many willing to buy the snake oil this punk is selling.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/07/obama-super-pac-shift-not-a-flip-flop-say-his-deputies/

VOTER INTEGRITY LAWS GATHERING MOMENTUM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/voter_integrity_laws_gathering_momentum_across_the_us.html

GOVERNMENT DEPENDENCY SHOOTS UP 23% UNDER OBAMA

Biggest jump since Jimmuh Carter–all is going according to plan

http://news.investors.com/Article/600452/201202080802/government-dependence-jumps-under-president-obama.htm

OBAMACARE HIDDEN PRICE CONTROLS WILL HAMMER INSURERS

http://news.investors.com/Article/600420/201202071842/obamacare-price-controls-hurt-health-insurers.htm

OCCUBAGGER DRIVES STOLEN SUV UP STEPS,INTO DOORS OF PITTSBURGH CONVENTION CENTER
Then runs like the yellow dog he is.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/occupier-drives-stolen-suv-up-steps-flees-scene/

I AM SO SICK OF THIS POND SCUM GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP.

IF I WERE GOING TO CPAC,I’D GO STRAPPED.NOTHING DISCOURAGES TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE A GAPING CHEST WOUND.

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